Introducing the Brass Plank: More than just a plank! Amidst the growing concern over virus transmission, I've innovated a solution to tackle brass players' biggest challenge: condensation (yes, that kind).

With over 25 years in the music scene, I understand the struggle of finding the perfect place for "condensation" (wink, wink).

Imagine this: no more worries after lessons with multiple students or a grand brass symphony performance. Introducing the world's first portable condensation absorbent – The Brass Plank (Pat. Pending).

• Compact and portable (just 20mm thick, like a book)

• Environmentally friendly

• Dries in under 5 minutes

• Contact-free and mess-free

• Say goodbye to those judgmental stares

• Simple to clean and maintain

• No need to wash 🧼

• Zero additional waste

• Assembles in seconds

• Free shipping (US, Germany, Australia; contact for other locations)

• Money-back guarantee!

• Compatible with all wind instruments

Don't let condensation dampen your music – try The Brass Plank today!